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A summary of the adult jokes is below.
1. Getting married.
2. Innkeepers daughter.
3. Q: Whats the difference between a traffic warden and a bucket of shit?
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4. Q. Whats the difference between putting your hand down Britney Spears top and wearing a traffic wardens uniform?
A. You feel more of a tit wearing a traffic wardens uniform!.
5. A man goes for a job as a Traffic Warden
He passes the written test 100%
He takes the medical. .
6. Q. wheres the best place for a traffic warden?
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7. Whats the difference between an used car salesman and a parking warden ?
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Did you hear about the traffic warden who was so lazy that he married a pregnant woman?
For three years, the traffic warden had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
“Helen, why didn’t you write when you learned you were pregnant?” he cried. “I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!”
“Well,” she said, “when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and decided it would be better to have a b----d in the family than a traffic warden.”
3. Q: Whats the difference between a traffic warden and a bucket of shit?
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A: The bucket.
4. Q. Whats the difference between putting your hand down Britney Spears top and wearing a traffic wardens uniform?
A. You feel more of a tit wearing a traffic wardens uniform!.
A. You feel more of a tit wearing a traffic wardens uniform!
5. A man goes for a job as a Traffic Warden
He passes the written test 100%
He takes the medical. .
The doctor asks him if he has any medical problems.Well only one he says, I only have half a rectum. The doctor says In that case I will have to fail you, to do the Traffic Warden job, you have to be a complete arsehole.
6. Q. wheres the best place for a traffic warden?
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A. under a car!
7. Whats the difference between an used car salesman and a parking warden ?
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The used car salesman has morals.
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